can jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that even HE cant eat it?

i believe that when justin beibers voice changes he going to FAIL as an artist and no one is going to like him anymore. and fall out boy is better than green day, and that will always be true. and...i believe that unicorns are awesome, even though some people say they dont exist. dinosaurs are awesome and when guys wear shorts that are above their knees they look just a little odd...and i also believe that this is the most epic face ever D:< i wish i could make that face in real life.

all of my friends are alive, by the way. and theyre awesome. :)

justin beiber

instead of a story im posting the beibs.

ask me if i car, ask me if i can speel. :)

get it?

free write.

since i dont know what to talk about im going to just say that...i love giraffes! they are my favorite animal, because theyre cute and really tall and stuff like that. theres this place in africa called giraffe manor where the giraffes can kind of put their heads in the windows and you can pet them. its really cute and i want to go there but my mom wont take me to africa and apparently i cant walk there because of an ocean or something like that. if i had a pet giraffe i would name him horatio. oro geraldo. or maybe both, so his name would be horatio geraldo. i also want a pet cobra so i can name him starship and when i show him to people i can be like "this is my cobra, starship" because i love the band cobra starship. giraffes and cobras probably dont get along though. and if i had a cobra he would probably eat my cat. so maybe thats not such a good idea now that i think about it. my brother broke our wii so now i cant play super mario, so im upset. oh well, at least he didnt kill all the giraffes too.

random.

since we leave class at 1:47 and its 1:40 im just going to type a bunch of random stuff and hope that it counts as writing. because i have nothing to write about. now its 1:41 and i keep spelling words wrong and im starting to get really confused as to what im even saying. so...this mornig i spelled the word "week"
W-E-E-5. because i cant spell and sometimes 5 and K look like the same letter to me. i hope this is enough to count as a paper because its 1:45 and i just keep sitting here doing nothing because i cant think under pressure, obviously. please dont fail me!

!!!

To deal with the adamant criminals in the Winder area, a man has to decided to become a superhero. He is very assidious when it comes to fighting crime. His calls himself !!!, so people just make up their own names for him since you can't really say that. One auspicious night when it appeared that there would be no crime, a man decided to rob the Wal-Mart. When !!! arrived at the scence he tried to emolliate the store manager's sadness and anger, but it didn't seem to work. The good thing about the man was that he was fastidious, so he could give a good description of the man who had stolen the items. !!! told him he was a an exemplary Wal-Mart manager and started the search for the thief. When he located the man !!! discovered that he had a tenacity that he actually didn't steal the products, but !!! knew better, he dealt with criminals like this all of the time. The theif then decided to be intrepid and punch !!! in the face. So they got into a fight and afterwards !!! tried to mitigate the man's injuries because he was crying so much. This is when !!! realized that it was the right man, after all. In the end, !!! took the man to the hospital because he was still  crying, and the man was so punctillous that !!! had to spend three hours making sure the man had everything he needed for his hospital room. This is why Winder shouldn't have superheroes.

Old Lady Dies While Acting like a Ninja

A very uninsipid event took place over the weekend: my grandmother's tragic death. It just so happens that she was shot by the police after being suspected of prowling. So, her boyfriend told her that he had always wanted to date a ninja, so she though she'd surprise him. She was pandering about his front yard, trying to sneak up on him, at least thats the specious statement he gave the police. What an egregious thing to say. But i must say, he was being very garrulous while sharing what had happened. He said he had no idea that she was out there, but she was being very sonorous, which caused and alarm. Get this: the whole time he was giving his statement, he was attempting to be wry by giving all these superfluous wisecracks. He should just give up. He has no propriety about him, I must say. His facetiousness is disgusting. Son in the end, she was shot and killed all because she was trying to please her boyfrind, who I'm sure is not as innocent as he seems. 

CMFL

One lion vs. 42 little people: not even a cogent idea. Before the fight started the leader of the CMFL(Cambodian Midget Fighting League)had given a really poignant, florid speech about how dedicated his little people were to the fighting league. His effusive tone really made you believe that the lion was going to lose. That was not the case. To say that the word "ow" became hackneyed during the match would be an understatement. The midgets, who you could obviously tell had a rapport with each other, were cohesive in trying to avoid the lion. After this mach, where 28 out of the 42 people died, the people of Cambodia are going to have an adage that goes something like "Don't fight a lion!" This experience can be taken in a didactic manner, because it teaches us all that lions don't really care about people. At all. So don't fight them. Ever. I just really wish I knew what was going on in the CMFL leader's convoluted mind when he was planning that fight, because no one is going to want to join the league now.

Taylor Killian

Before he was tased, Taylor Killian didn't have time to make a florid speech, which I'm sure he would have liked. In fact, the only poignant thing he did during the whole incident was fall to the floor after he was tased the second time. During his effusive moment he ran through the high school cafeteria naked, covered in grape seed oil. Perhaps the oil was meant to be didactic, like he was teaching us how to not get caught while streaking. Well, his attempt at teaching failed. If that was ever the reason at all, but its the only cogent explanation that I can come up with. I mean, we had a rapport. We were best friends, and I know that if I was planning on covering myself in grape oil and and running through the cafeteria naked I would tell him. But no. He's too convuluted for even me to understand. We are cohesive no longer. The only good thing that could come out of this is that one day, hopefully, people will have old, hackneyed adages about him and I'll be able to day that I was there to witness the whole thing.

Bryan Pace

Bryan Pace is a kid that you will likely never have a rapport with. unless you want to be a funeral home director, that is. He can turn anything you say into something that has to do with dead people. He launches into these florid speeches that are supposed to be poignant, but usually just end up creeping people out. Just don't tell him that. Bryan has these effusive moments where he tries to explain why he wants to be around dead bodies, but is it even cogent to expect other 14 year olds to feel the same way? Bryan says he's only trying to be didactic, but im sure there are lots of old people who have adages about kids like him. I know my grandparents do. no one will truly ever know what's going on it that kid's convuluted mind, so the other kids at school are pretty good at being cohesive with each other to ignore him. And something else?I'm pretty  sure that theyre all tired of his hackneyed funeral slang.

sarahhhh.

my name is sarah. and im 15...and i feel really weird telling people random stuff about myself. so i dont think im going to. i hope i dont fail for this.