Bryan Pace

Bryan Pace is a kid that you will likely never have a rapport with. unless you want to be a funeral home director, that is. He can turn anything you say into something that has to do with dead people. He launches into these florid speeches that are supposed to be poignant, but usually just end up creeping people out. Just don't tell him that. Bryan has these effusive moments where he tries to explain why he wants to be around dead bodies, but is it even cogent to expect other 14 year olds to feel the same way? Bryan says he's only trying to be didactic, but im sure there are lots of old people who have adages about kids like him. I know my grandparents do. no one will truly ever know what's going on it that kid's convuluted mind, so the other kids at school are pretty good at being cohesive with each other to ignore him. And something else?I'm pretty  sure that theyre all tired of his hackneyed funeral slang.