Old Lady Dies While Acting like a Ninja

A very uninsipid event took place over the weekend: my grandmother's tragic death. It just so happens that she was shot by the police after being suspected of prowling. So, her boyfriend told her that he had always wanted to date a ninja, so she though she'd surprise him. She was pandering about his front yard, trying to sneak up on him, at least thats the specious statement he gave the police. What an egregious thing to say. But i must say, he was being very garrulous while sharing what had happened. He said he had no idea that she was out there, but she was being very sonorous, which caused and alarm. Get this: the whole time he was giving his statement, he was attempting to be wry by giving all these superfluous wisecracks. He should just give up. He has no propriety about him, I must say. His facetiousness is disgusting. Son in the end, she was shot and killed all because she was trying to please her boyfrind, who I'm sure is not as innocent as he seems.