Taylor Killian

Before he was tased, Taylor Killian didn't have time to make a florid speech, which I'm sure he would have liked. In fact, the only poignant thing he did during the whole incident was fall to the floor after he was tased the second time. During his effusive moment he ran through the high school cafeteria naked, covered in grape seed oil. Perhaps the oil was meant to be didactic, like he was teaching us how to not get caught while streaking. Well, his attempt at teaching failed. If that was ever the reason at all, but its the only cogent explanation that I can come up with. I mean, we had a rapport. We were best friends, and I know that if I was planning on covering myself in grape oil and and running through the cafeteria naked I would tell him. But no. He's too convuluted for even me to understand. We are cohesive no longer. The only good thing that could come out of this is that one day, hopefully, people will have old, hackneyed adages about him and I'll be able to day that I was there to witness the whole thing.