Old Lady Dies While Acting like a Ninja

A very uninsipid event took place over the weekend: my grandmother's tragic death. It just so happens that she was shot by the police after being suspected of prowling. So, her boyfriend told her that he had always wanted to date a ninja, so she though she'd surprise him. She was pandering about his front yard, trying to sneak up on him, at least thats the specious statement he gave the police. What an egregious thing to say. But i must say, he was being very garrulous while sharing what had happened. He said he had no idea that she was out there, but she was being very sonorous, which caused and alarm. Get this: the whole time he was giving his statement, he was attempting to be wry by giving all these superfluous wisecracks. He should just give up. He has no propriety about him, I must say. His facetiousness is disgusting. Son in the end, she was shot and killed all because she was trying to please her boyfrind, who I'm sure is not as innocent as he seems. 

CMFL

One lion vs. 42 little people: not even a cogent idea. Before the fight started the leader of the CMFL(Cambodian Midget Fighting League)had given a really poignant, florid speech about how dedicated his little people were to the fighting league. His effusive tone really made you believe that the lion was going to lose. That was not the case. To say that the word "ow" became hackneyed during the match would be an understatement. The midgets, who you could obviously tell had a rapport with each other, were cohesive in trying to avoid the lion. After this mach, where 28 out of the 42 people died, the people of Cambodia are going to have an adage that goes something like "Don't fight a lion!" This experience can be taken in a didactic manner, because it teaches us all that lions don't really care about people. At all. So don't fight them. Ever. I just really wish I knew what was going on in the CMFL leader's convoluted mind when he was planning that fight, because no one is going to want to join the league now.

Taylor Killian

Before he was tased, Taylor Killian didn't have time to make a florid speech, which I'm sure he would have liked. In fact, the only poignant thing he did during the whole incident was fall to the floor after he was tased the second time. During his effusive moment he ran through the high school cafeteria naked, covered in grape seed oil. Perhaps the oil was meant to be didactic, like he was teaching us how to not get caught while streaking. Well, his attempt at teaching failed. If that was ever the reason at all, but its the only cogent explanation that I can come up with. I mean, we had a rapport. We were best friends, and I know that if I was planning on covering myself in grape oil and and running through the cafeteria naked I would tell him. But no. He's too convuluted for even me to understand. We are cohesive no longer. The only good thing that could come out of this is that one day, hopefully, people will have old, hackneyed adages about him and I'll be able to day that I was there to witness the whole thing.

Bryan Pace

Bryan Pace is a kid that you will likely never have a rapport with. unless you want to be a funeral home director, that is. He can turn anything you say into something that has to do with dead people. He launches into these florid speeches that are supposed to be poignant, but usually just end up creeping people out. Just don't tell him that. Bryan has these effusive moments where he tries to explain why he wants to be around dead bodies, but is it even cogent to expect other 14 year olds to feel the same way? Bryan says he's only trying to be didactic, but im sure there are lots of old people who have adages about kids like him. I know my grandparents do. no one will truly ever know what's going on it that kid's convuluted mind, so the other kids at school are pretty good at being cohesive with each other to ignore him. And something else?I'm pretty  sure that theyre all tired of his hackneyed funeral slang.

sarahhhh.

my name is sarah. and im 15...and i feel really weird telling people random stuff about myself. so i dont think im going to. i hope i dont fail for this.