Taylor Killian

Before he was tased, Taylor Killian didn't have time to make a florid speech, which I'm sure he would have liked. In fact, the only poignant thing he did during the whole incident was fall to the floor after he was tased the second time. During his effusive moment he ran through the high school cafeteria naked, covered in grape seed oil. Perhaps the oil was meant to be didactic, like he was teaching us how to not get caught while streaking. Well, his attempt at teaching failed. If that was ever the reason at all, but its the only cogent explanation that I can come up with. I mean, we had a rapport. We were best friends, and I know that if I was planning on covering myself in grape oil and and running through the cafeteria naked I would tell him. But no. He's too convuluted for even me to understand. We are cohesive no longer. The only good thing that could come out of this is that one day, hopefully, people will have old, hackneyed adages about him and I'll be able to day that I was there to witness the whole thing.

Bryan Pace

Bryan Pace is a kid that you will likely never have a rapport with. unless you want to be a funeral home director, that is. He can turn anything you say into something that has to do with dead people. He launches into these florid speeches that are supposed to be poignant, but usually just end up creeping people out. Just don't tell him that. Bryan has these effusive moments where he tries to explain why he wants to be around dead bodies, but is it even cogent to expect other 14 year olds to feel the same way? Bryan says he's only trying to be didactic, but im sure there are lots of old people who have adages about kids like him. I know my grandparents do. no one will truly ever know what's going on it that kid's convuluted mind, so the other kids at school are pretty good at being cohesive with each other to ignore him. And something else?I'm pretty  sure that theyre all tired of his hackneyed funeral slang.

sarahhhh.

my name is sarah. and im 15...and i feel really weird telling people random stuff about myself. so i dont think im going to. i hope i dont fail for this.