can jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that even HE cant eat it?

i believe that when justin beibers voice changes he going to FAIL as an artist and no one is going to like him anymore. and fall out boy is better than green day, and that will always be true. and...i believe that unicorns are awesome, even though some people say they dont exist. dinosaurs are awesome and when guys wear shorts that are above their knees they look just a little odd...and i also believe that this is the most epic face ever D:< i wish i could make that face in real life.

all of my friends are alive, by the way. and theyre awesome. :)

justin beiber

instead of a story im posting the beibs.

ask me if i car, ask me if i can speel. :)

get it?

free write.

since i dont know what to talk about im going to just say that...i love giraffes! they are my favorite animal, because theyre cute and really tall and stuff like that. theres this place in africa called giraffe manor where the giraffes can kind of put their heads in the windows and you can pet them. its really cute and i want to go there but my mom wont take me to africa and apparently i cant walk there because of an ocean or something like that. if i had a pet giraffe i would name him horatio. oro geraldo. or maybe both, so his name would be horatio geraldo. i also want a pet cobra so i can name him starship and when i show him to people i can be like "this is my cobra, starship" because i love the band cobra starship. giraffes and cobras probably dont get along though. and if i had a cobra he would probably eat my cat. so maybe thats not such a good idea now that i think about it. my brother broke our wii so now i cant play super mario, so im upset. oh well, at least he didnt kill all the giraffes too.